Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
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We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
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Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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