Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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