Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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