you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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