Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
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I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
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I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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