I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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