I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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