I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
i out mim tonsoeep
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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