I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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