So drunk its hurt
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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