I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
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they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
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I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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