Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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