he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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