i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
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Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
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Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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