piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
How external is "for external use only"?
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Your penis caused this!
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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