love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
too bad you live with your parents still
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
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I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
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I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
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Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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