Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
the day after is always just damage control
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
