Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
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My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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