who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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