WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
It's just like the Real World with babies
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
