Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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