Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
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Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
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The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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