Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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