Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Randomize
