is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
