So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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