suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
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Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
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He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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