I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
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i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
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I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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