Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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