Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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