i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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