is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
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What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
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How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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