He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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