i barfeds in our rink
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I will be naked everywhere
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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