yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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