im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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