I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
What did we do last night that was yellow?
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
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hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
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I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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