this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
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