is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
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You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
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We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
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