1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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