People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
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Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
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I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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