I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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