i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
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He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
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I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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