I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
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I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
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Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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