Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
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turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Randomize