first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
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I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
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Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
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