Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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