It's like God shit irony all over that family
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
