you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I need to calm my uterus...
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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