So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
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it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
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Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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