dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
