What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
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Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
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Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
is it fun? or sober?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize