We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I have feelings that need drinking.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize
