i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Randomize
