dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
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I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
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Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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