What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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