Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
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i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
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New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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