Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
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How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
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He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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