am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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